Break the Curse

10Nov/090

Heavy Dose on the House 11/10/09

1-1 last night

I am glad I stayed out of the Raptors/Spurs game last night. that was seriously a mind****.
I am a freakin God at predicting Clippers games. 5-0
I suck at Wizards and Suns.

11/10
1 game
1) Charlotte +3.5 vs Orlando 1.05u
80% public on Orlando yet the lines haven't move. Charlotte has the bigs to limit Dho's impact and I think it is likely the Magic run out energy with all these players out. Jameer hadn't played well and I don't see him beating the Bobcat's D tonight. Only worried about Vince being out and Magic coming out in the 1H real strong.

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2) OKC/Sacramento over 199.
OKC's 4th rank defense is primarily dependable on their schedule so far. They are actually one of the worst teams at defending the 3s so far this season. Kings play no defense at home and this should be no different. Look for Durant and/or Westbrook to explode for a huge night. Both teams are awful at rebounding, which should translate to more points too.

20Sep/092

10 Silly Basketball Rules

10) Out of bounce: First come first serve.

When the ball goes out of bounds, it shall be thrown into the field of play by the person first touching it. In case of a dispute, the umpire shall throw it straight into the field. The thrower-in is allowed five seconds; if he holds it longer, it shall go to the opponent. If any side persists in delaying the game, the umpire shall call a foul on that side.

It would fun to see Shaq diving race Nate Robinson into the stand to retrieve a errant pass.

9) Spiderman Basketball

Backboards are moved two feet from the wall of the court. Previously, players would climb up the padded walls to sink baskets.

It might be pretty cool to see that today. Vince Carter slamball style off the wall 360 windmill dunk.

8) Silence is a virtue?

Coaches allowed to talk to players during timeouts.

So what is Jeff Van Gundy supposed to do if he can't talk during timeouts?

7) Did you see the fight outside?

Refs can call fouls away from the ball.

So Ron Artest and Stephan Jackson can be tag-teaming poor Adam Morrison and no fouls would be called.

6) Stand Still

Coaching box is introduced.

They need to bring this rule back.

5) 3,4,5,10,11,12 - find the pattern

Uniform numbers "1", "2" and any digit greater than "5 " are banned.

No Kobe, you can't have #8 back. This rule is so absurd.

4) Open Era

The bottom of the net is left open.

Good. We don't have to see Joe Crawford climg up a ladder every made basket.

3) Desginated Free Throw Shooter

A fouled player must shoot his own free throws.

Sweet, now we can have the World Series of Basketball featuring the AL Cavs with Mo Williams shooting free throws for Lebron.

2) Application Accepted...

Any team tendered an NCAA tournament bid must accept it or be banned from postseason play.

... welcome and just so you know, you can't go anywhere else.

1) Dunk no more

Dunk is outlawed.

Lets see you score now, Dwight Howard. This is dumb.

31Aug/092

Gradebook: 22 most influential off-sesason moves(Part 4 of 4)

Spurs Lakers Basketball3 Lamar Odom re-signs with the Los Angeles Lakers (4-yrs, $33m)
Resigning Odom is a very big deal for the Lakers, especially at less than 9 million per year.  Odom had the second highest roland rating(see glossary for explanation) on the Lakers behind Kobe.  He has led the team in on court +/-.  Odom’s presence makes the Lakers super versatile and hard to match up.  Los Angeles can play big or small, fast or slow with no problems.  I think it would be very interesting to see Odom play some point forward with Kobe, Artest, Gasol, and Bynum against oppositions with slower point guards.  Odom can matchup against the opposite 3.  I doubt this will ever happen but it would be very intriguing to watch.

Grade: A+ (Los Angeles Lakers)

2 Milwaukee Bucks traded Richard Jefferson to the San Antonio Spurs for Bruce Bowen, Fabricio Oberto, Kurt Thomas
The Spurs made aBobcats Nets Basketball  TOPIX trade to upgrade their starting lineup in acquiring Richard Jefferson.  They really did not give up much.  Bruce Bowen is basically a corpse on the court and they signed McDyess in place of Kurt Thomas.  Jefferson shot 39% from 3s last season and as long as he can keep it at that range, the Spurs will be hard to defend.  Jefferson is a very good defender and an established scorer.  He fits into the mold of Popovich’s Spurs. The Spurs gave up 3 old, crippled guys for a former all-star who will buy into Popovich’s system.  Although this may or may not bring them back to championship level, it is still a very good acquisition.

Grade: A (San Antonio Spurs)

1  Orlando Magic traded Courtney Lee, Rafer Alston, Tony Battie to the New Jersey Nets for Vince Carter, Ryan Anderson
However much I despise Vince Carter for being the biggest waste of talent ever, he is still a much better player than Turkoglu.  If you thought Vince settled for too many 3s(29% of his shot attempts) then consider Turkoglu.  A whopping 36% of his shot attempts are 3s.  That is a lot for someone who is initiating the offense and someone who only makes 35% of his 3s.  Carter shot 38.5%.  So the Magic upgraded their SG/SF position while adding Ryan Anderson.  They did have to give up Courtney Lee who was really coming into his own at the endvincecarter1 of last season.  Ryan Anderson should add to their three-point attack and Battie wasn’t going to see any playing time behind D. Ho and Gortat.  It is impossible to know if the loss of Turkoglu going to affect their chemistry.  If Vince wants to be remembered for something other than his dunks, he would savor this opportunity.

The Nets weren’t really going anywhere with Vince.  They dumped his contract for the young Lee and Alston’s expiring contract.  Lee should be a solid player along side Devin Harris and Brook Lopez.

Grade: B+ (Orlando Magic), A (New Jersey Nets)


30Aug/090

Gradebook: 22 most influential off-sesason moves(Part 3 of 4)

9 Washington Wizards traded Oleksiy Pecherov, Etan Thomas, Darius Songaila, 5th pick to the Minnesota Timberwolves for Randy Foye, Mike Miller
The wizards traded away their lottery pick and a bunch of bit PFs for Mike Miller and Randy Foye.  I believe this is a very good move by Washington.  There was really no one the Wizards could draft at No. 5 mike-millerthat would contribute immediate or even in 2 years on a playoff roster.  This is important because Jamison is already 33 and will start to decline within the next three years.  They received Mike Miller, who is a very solid contributor.  Personally I believe Miller performs better on a good team which may explain his struggles last season.  An amazing article on bulletsforever.com offers statistics/explanations on Miller’s strange season in Minnesota.  This deal helps the wizards tremendously as now they can bring Nick Young off the bench.  That means no more DeShawn Stevenson and his stupid hand waving taunts.  The wizards may not be very deep but Arenas-Jamison-Butler combo is plenty lethal.  Blatche and McGee should continue to improve.

Minnesota drafted Johnny Flynn then Ricky Rubio which didn’t make a whole lot of sense.  However, if Rubio turns out to be as good as I think he will be then the Wolves made a great trade.  That is a big if and it is not even guaranteed that Rubio will play in the NBA within the next 2 seasons.  So for now Minnesota is going to receive a big fat F but I reserve the right to change it as David Kahn might get Rubio to come and/or turn Rubio/Flynn into other assets.

Grades: A (Washington Wizards), F (Minnesota Timberwolves)

DNEWS JAZZ PISTON MAB8 Rasheed Wallace signs with the Boston Celtics (3-yrs, $20m)
Many people might be surprised that Rasheed never averaged more than 20 points nor 9 rebounds in a season. In fact, he has averaged just 12/7 over the past 3 years.  Many people believe that he will be able to spread the floor for the Celtics but ‘sheed has not shot over 45% since 2003 season.  He is a good 3pt shooter you say.  Well, he is a 35% shooter from long range; that is serviceable… for a PF.  He does make a decent backup that is if KG is able to come back from his mysterious knee injury.  KG/’sheed combo at power forward is lethal but I don’t think it will make the Celtics better than their competitors.  Their goal is to win the championship, not be a second round fodder to Cleveland or Orlando.  The Celts better hope Rajon Rondo and Kendrick Perkins get even better.  All I am trying to say is ‘sheed aint no fab four.  Garnett, Wallace and Davis all like to shoot from the outside.  What they really need is some inside play to help out Perkins.  Of course, getting Rasheed is better than not getting anyone at all.

3 years also seem to be one year too many for the Celtics’s need.  Although it would be an attractive expiring contract in 2012.

Grade: C+ (Boston Celtics)

7 Andre Miller signs with the Portland Trailblazers (3-yrs, $21m)
Rumor is that Miller would be coming off the bench behind Steve Blake.  However, I am not sure how long that will last.  In any case, Miller will be playing the majority of minutes at PG(32min+).  Blake will see some action as he is a much more capable long ranger shooter.  There is no reason that Brandon Roy won’t mesh with Miller.  Everyone was talking about Derrick Rose last season, but in reality Andre Miller had a better regular season than Rose.  Miller is a dependable distributor who can direct a young team like this and advance them post season.  I believe Miller makes a much better addition than Turkoglu would have been.  The Blazers have youth at SF (Batum, Outlaw, and Fernandez) but Blake or Sergio isn’t going to cut it as a starting PG for an elite team.

Grade: A (Portland TrailBlazers)

6 Ron Artest signs with the Los Angeles Lakers (5-yrs, $34m)2760592GD009_Pacers_Bulls
I really believe Artest is a better player than Ariza is at this point and will continue to be for the next 2 years.  His toughness will definitely improve the Lakers biggest weakness: softness.  The deal does seem long especially given Kobe and Artest’s age and mileage.  Playing for Phil Jackson will keep Artest in line.  Not too sure how well he will mesh with Kobe but it is only fitting for Hollywood if some sort of drama flares up between them.  There is not much to say here except Artest is a very good player and his presence will certainly improve the Lakers.

Grade: B (Los Angeles Lakers)

5 Memphis Grizzlies traded for Jerry Stackhouse, 2016 2nd round pick. Orlando Magic traded for cash, $9m trade exception.
Dallas Mavericks traded for Shawn Marion (5-yrs, $38m), Greg Buckner, Kris Humphries, Nathan Jawai, cash.
Toronto Raptors traded for Hedo Turkoglu (5-yrs, $53m), Devean George, Antoine Wright.
Orlando receives a $9 million trade exception that they can use any time until next summer.  If they are one of the top 2 seeds at the trading deadline, they can use it to acquire a big name start.  Or if Vince Carter isn’t working out for them, they can use it the next offseason.  This allows them a lot of flexibility and ability to exceed the salary cap.  Whatever big move Orlando makes will probably bring them even closer to a championship.

I think Dallas did great in getting Marion.  He is super athletic and is great playing transitional offense.  He is still signed for 5 years and he is already 30.  I actually believe this is okay because Dirk will start to decline in about the same time period so the Mavs will have lots of flexibility when the time comes.  Marion will push the Mavs into the playoff but just how far they go is up in the airs.  In acquiring Marion, Josh Howard became expandable.  Kidd-Terry-Marion-Dirk-(center).  So the Mavs has some trading chip in Howard and could significantly upgrade their frontcourt with a trade.  Humphries is capable of playing solid minutes as a backup.

A contract for 5 years at more than $10 million per year is pretty ridiculous for a player who has never been an all-star.  Toronto reminds a purely jump shooting team without good defense and that is just not going to make them competitive among the top teams.  They want to keep Chris Bosh but I am not really sure if this is going to work.  I don’t see them being better than Atlanta to even get home court in the first round.  At least they are trying.

Grade: A (Orlando Magic), C (Memphis Grizzlies), B+ (Dallas Mavericks), C+ (Toronto Raptors)

shaqkobe4 Phoenix Suns traded Shaquille O'Neal to the Cleveland Cavaliers for Ben Wallace, Sasha Pavlovic, 2010 2nd round pick, cash
Giving up a crippled Ben Wallace and Sasha Pavlovic for Shaq?  Hell yes.  Adding Shaq really helps the Cavs at the offensive end.  They have true point and 2 good outside shooters to go with Lebron.  Add Shaq as the inside force and a scrappy player in Varejao.  That is a truly solid lineup with everything you need.  However much old age has robbed Shaq, he will still be an effective inside presence and a tremendous offensive player.  This will only be a good move if Shaq stays motivated and healthy.  I doubt motivation will be a problem as he gets to play with Lebron and get a chance to beat Kobe in the finals.  One drawback that is coming up in the news is that Lebron did not really give Shaq a welcoming reception.  I believe Shaq knows his role and will delight his teammates with his excellent passing ability.

Grade: B+ (Cleveland Cavaliers)

25Aug/092

Gradebook: 22 most influential off-sesason moves(Part 1 of 4)

55920929#22 Chris Andersen re-signs with the Denver Nuggets (5-yrs, $26m)
Birdman is a nice hustle player. He can play some sticky D and dunk to your heart’s content. Sure he averaged 2.5 blocks but do you really want him to play more than 20 mins a game? Do you really want the Birdman to be your starting center? No, you do not. Hence, you do not give him a ridiculously bloated contract. You are saying the former junkie won’t take 10 mil over 3 years?

Grade: D+ (Denver Nuggets)

#21 Antonio McDyess signs with the San Antonio Spurs (3-yrs, $16m)Antonio-McDyess
I think McDyess will be able to provide Duncan enough inside help. TD has not played with a capable offensive center since the Admiral. The contract does seem pretty high but maybe the Spurs will be able to parlay the expiring contract into something else come the 3rd year. As long as McDyess avoids major injury the first two years, the Spurs will be very happy with him.

Grade: B+ (San Antonio Spurs)

#20 Marcin Gortat re-signs with the Orlando Magic (5-yrs, $34m)
The polish hammer got a nice pay day as the Dallas Mavericks tried to sign him away from the Magic. Not really sure why the Magic would want to pay a backup center so much money when they already have superman. This is a lot of money for someone that is only going to be playing 15 mins a game. The Magic will have enough can space and money to sign a star player during the next offseason. Without Grotat’s contract, they could make an even bigger splash.

Grade: F (Orlando Magic)

#19 Los Angeles Clippers traded Zach Randolph to the Memphis Grizzlies for Quentin Richardson
zach_randolphOn the court, Randolph will be a good inside force in addition to Mayo and Gay. I don’t know where the passing is going to come from but it sure as hell isn’t coming from Mayo or Zbo. Randolph also comes with a hefty price tag that the Grizzles really don’t need. Not really sure how the Clippers convinced the Grizzles to take Zbo off their hand, but it is certainly a major accomplishment. This also allows the Clippers to start rookie Blake Griffin and give him major minutes.

Grade: A (Los Angeles Clippers), C- (Memphis Grizzlies)

#18 Brandon Bass signs with the Orlando Magic (4-yrs, $16m)
This is a great move for the Magic. It seems like Bass is slotted to start at PF with Lewis moving to SF. This allows them to play a more tradition lineup with more rebounding from the 4. Bass came with a very cheap price tag and should serve well under Coach Van Gundy. He is also a stellar mid range shooter who can bang inside. The problem here is that Orlando resigned Grotat and gave him a huge contract.

Grade: A- (Orlando Magic)

21Aug/090

Globetrotter: Superman, Shaq & Frozen Tundra

New York Times: Superman talks about the addition of Shaq and Vince Carter to the Eastern Conference.

HoopsHype: How Kurt Rambis going to survive the freezing temperature of Minnesota.

Hardwood Paroxysm: Grizzlies are stuipd for acquiring Zach Randolph.  This just means that the Clippers did something right for once!

Today's Show: Conan vs Shaq dance off