Break the Curse

20Sep/092

10 Silly Basketball Rules

10) Out of bounce: First come first serve.

When the ball goes out of bounds, it shall be thrown into the field of play by the person first touching it. In case of a dispute, the umpire shall throw it straight into the field. The thrower-in is allowed five seconds; if he holds it longer, it shall go to the opponent. If any side persists in delaying the game, the umpire shall call a foul on that side.

It would fun to see Shaq diving race Nate Robinson into the stand to retrieve a errant pass.

9) Spiderman Basketball

Backboards are moved two feet from the wall of the court. Previously, players would climb up the padded walls to sink baskets.

It might be pretty cool to see that today. Vince Carter slamball style off the wall 360 windmill dunk.

8) Silence is a virtue?

Coaches allowed to talk to players during timeouts.

So what is Jeff Van Gundy supposed to do if he can't talk during timeouts?

7) Did you see the fight outside?

Refs can call fouls away from the ball.

So Ron Artest and Stephan Jackson can be tag-teaming poor Adam Morrison and no fouls would be called.

6) Stand Still

Coaching box is introduced.

They need to bring this rule back.

5) 3,4,5,10,11,12 - find the pattern

Uniform numbers "1", "2" and any digit greater than "5 " are banned.

No Kobe, you can't have #8 back. This rule is so absurd.

4) Open Era

The bottom of the net is left open.

Good. We don't have to see Joe Crawford climg up a ladder every made basket.

3) Desginated Free Throw Shooter

A fouled player must shoot his own free throws.

Sweet, now we can have the World Series of Basketball featuring the AL Cavs with Mo Williams shooting free throws for Lebron.

2) Application Accepted...

Any team tendered an NCAA tournament bid must accept it or be banned from postseason play.

... welcome and just so you know, you can't go anywhere else.

1) Dunk no more

Dunk is outlawed.

Lets see you score now, Dwight Howard. This is dumb.

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18Sep/090

My man crush for Chris Paul has been confirmed

I am now proudly using Right Guard Powerstripe deodorant. Heres to my power perfect sexy pits. cheers.

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17Sep/090

Star or Black Hole? The Statistical Myth of Zach Randolph

When you type in "Zach Randolph" in google with "black hole" and "cancer," titles like Trading for Zach Randolph is Basketball Suicide, Back Hole Sun: Do the Grizzlies Really Not pass? ...etc. Looking through some of the discussion boards, you see things like "Zach is a retzachrandolph3arded SOB who thinks he is god, is a black hole, doesn't defend, is overweight, has a terrible attitude, and did I mention he's a cancer?"

Let me begin this article by saying that I have never been a Zach Randolph fan. In fact, I hate his attitude on and off the court. Why am I even writing this article? Because I believe ESPN has overblown Z-bo's negatives. Too many of today's internet writers just copy whatever ESPN churns out. These writers in turn quotes ESPN like its the bible.

Statistics. Now, I know before I even bring up his stats, you are going to think - "Oh, sure Z-bo is a statsheet stuffer, but he doesn't pass the ball." In return, I am going to show you stats that show you he is a very good low post scoring threat who's deficiencies have been condemned unjustly.

First of all, I want to dispute the notion that Zach Randolph is lazy. Yes, he is a piece of fat lard but that doesn't mean he is lazy. Lets use rebounding as a measure of effort. To get rebounds, you have to do either - (1) be really tall, (2) jump really high, (3) get in a good position and box out your man. Randolph is 6'9" and he really doesn't jump very high for NBA standards. So that means he works and gets in position for rebounds. Discounting his first 2 years, Randolph averaged more than 10 rebounds for 5 of the last 7 seasons.

Lets compare that to Rasheed Wallace who is a 4-time all-star and plays just a tad more minutes per game than Randolph. How many seasons have he gotten over 10 rebounds per game? 0. In face, he has only averaged 8 or more in 2 seasons out of his entire career.

If the rebounding averages didn't convince you, lets go into advanced statistics. Career defensive rebound pct: 'Sheed is at 18.7%, Z-bo is at 22.9% and over 25% for the past 3 seasons. Just for the heck of it, I will throw in KG's godly rebounding numbers. KG is at 25.6% career and had 4 seasons of 2zachrandolph29.7% or higher during his prime. Oh, and Z-bo doubles Rasheed's offensive rebounds averages, so don't even go there.   Here is a top 10 rebounders list on Yahoo!'s Ball Don't Lie. (hint: Z-bo is on it)

OKay... so he is really not that lazy.. but he is a big black hole on offense. The simplest but inaccurate stats too look at is assists averages. RW: 1.9, ZB: 1.7. Both numbers are well within the norm for primary inside scoring options. Z-bo has actually averaged 1.9 and getting higher if his 2 seasons of riding the pine in Portland gets taken out. Dwelling further into passing, Randolph's career assist percentage is actually higher than Rasheed's. 10.6 to 9.8.

Alright. so he passes the ball just like other power forwards, but he jacks up shots and turn the ball over. Looking at turnover averages for number one inside scoring option, Randolph is again right smack down the middle. He does not turn the ball over particularly more than others. His average is the same as Bosh. Rasheed only gets 1.6 TO per game but I would argue that he really isn't an inside force anymore and haven't been for a very long time. Here are the shooting statistics for Rasheed and Zach respectively: FG% .471, TS% .539, eFG% .510 | FG% .466 TS% .520 eFG% .472. So the shooting percentage favors Rasheed but only slightly. I said slightly because Rasheed's 3pt shooting skews the true shooting percentage and effective field goal percentage for him. In the past 2 seasons since Randolph started shooting some 3s, the numbers have been almost identical. You also have to take into consideration that Wallace has always been on good teams with better teammates. Also Rasheed takes less shots and scores way less points. That should help his shooting % in theory.

In my humble opinion, Z-bo would be a really good fit with in Cleveland with Lebron being the undisputed leader and first option. I really believed that had Cleveland courted Randolph and offered the Clippers a similar 2nd round pick, the Cavs would be the consensus NBA champ from day 1. Lebron's dominance on the offense end coupled with Mike Brown's emphasis on defense(with the support of Lebron) already has the Cavs as perennial contender. Add in Randolph's inside scoring and rebounding, they will be unstoappable. There would be no argument on getting more shots as long as Lebron is in charge. Now that he is in Memphis will ballhogs Gay, Mayo and AI, Z-bo will probably nullify everything I just wrote and be a malcontent player.

I never thought I would ever say this but.. please Zach Randolph, show 'the experts' that you are a star and not a black hole.

Statistics courtesy of Basketball-Reference.

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20Aug/090

Iverson, Please go away

Since I am up early, might as well write something about AI.

ESPN article

"My people just informed me that we are getting close to a deal. I asked them to call me when its done. I am so ready to know!" said a post on Iverson's Twitter account late Wednesday morning."

Everyone remembers AI's infamous practice quote, but do people remember he is fifth all time in points per game.  Personally I think he got a bad rep last year just because Billups and the Nuggests performed way above expectation.  AI didnt get along with his Pistons teammates but when has animosity distracted him from performing in games?  Never.  Iverson had a rocky relationship with Larry Brown and he still averaged over 30 points to carry the Sixers into the Finals.  He did offered to come off the bench for the Pistons.  Iverson's value is extremely low given how badly the Pistons played, but he can still ball.  Despite being 34, he still gets into the lane at ease.  He is still a solid player, particularly if his team uses him for scoring boost off the bench.  You might be surprised at all these praises but I think AI deserves credit for still sticking around and playing hard at a high level.

However, he would be a terrible fit here.  The Clippers has NO spot for Iverson.  Not with BD already running the point.  Can you imagine the horror show with Baron/AI/Thornton in the game??  Maybe Thornton will punch out AI just to touch the ball or Baron will headbutt AI just so AI wont be taking up all the allotment of shooting 30 footers.  The defense would just be utterly disatrious.  Hey, you can go pick up Camby in fantasy and he might just average 5 blocks a game with those 3 guarding the perimeter.  The most important thing is that he would be taking a majority of EJ's playing time.  Its not like Iverson is a savvy veteran who is going to take time out to pass down his knowledge/experience.

I realized it is unlikely that the team he is negotiaiting with is the Clippers.  I just felt like whining even at the thought of it.  I think Iverson deserves to go to somewhere better to finish off his illustrative career.  The Knicks would be a nice spot.  Coupled with Nate Robinson while running D'Antoni's offense?  Get your popcorn ready!  I know New Orliverson_lueeans is not in the pursuit for AI but I acutally think it would be a perfect match.  The Hornets really dont have a serviceable 2 guard.  We have already seen how potent the Hornets can be with Paul and Pargo.  AI would be Pargo on roids.  Tyrone Lue better not sign with whichever team AI goes to or else Lue will be seeing tons of Iverson's fury.

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